Miss Beyonce-wannabe a.k.a not-so-foxxy Cleopatra came to work the other day. Miss Beyonce-wannabe a.k.a not-so-foxxy Cleopatra asked me how i was. Miss Beyonce-wannabe a.k.a not-so-foxxy Cleopatra said she liked my new look. Miss Beyonce-wannabe a.k.a not-so-foxxy Cleopatra told me that i MUST keep the picture that we took together. Miss Beyonce-wannabe a.k.a not-so-foxxy Cleopatra smacked my bum before leaving. wahahahahahahahahahaha *breathes in* wahahhahahahahahhaha



felt so ostracized at work today.everybody was gathering,chatting and no one bothered to talk to me.what?do i hav some unmentionable disease or sumthin?just becos i dunt talk much doesnt mean that i cant hold a decent conversation asswipes.ah never-me-mind u go and talk to the empty vessel who will tell u abt his fake life.and if ure still awake after his mind-numbing lectures maybe just maybe i will stand beside you just to laugh and point at you.this social apartheid wont bother me at all and i will not make any apple-lolly-goggies about it. *cud really use a lil bit of alkeyhol rite now to numb out my brain.wrong time of the month i guess*



what i'm thinking rite now tartar-a hard substance which forms on the teeth tartar sauce-the thing thats on ur fillet-o-fish issit one and the same thing??? imagine scraping the stuff off ur teeth and then spreading it out on the yummylicious burger.thinking of it just makes u drool doesnt it.anyone up for Mcdonald's???



zippedy doo dah zippedy dey my oh my wat a wonderful day .*whistling tune while skipping happily*



'All dressed up in sunday's best clothes with nowhere to go' said the bored little boy.wud have welcomed the mornin rain on any day except today.caved myself at home for the whole day.rain rain go away come again another day.(on a saturday morning when im lazing ard preferably) i feel like one of those tissue paper that u throw away after using.never appreciated unless needed.used only when sumthin dirty needs to be cleaned up.i need to have my ego stroked big time.l want them aliens that live in lockers from men in black.*All Hail ME,All Hail ME* maybe when i have global domination will i get all the worshippin i want.hmmmmm Are you pondering what i'm pondering Pinky???



This is not exactly e-bay but im selling this tee fer $35.never been worn.size too big for me.any takers? write down in my tagboard for serious buyers.



im sick.i really am.mentally.perversed with thoughts of misery.i know i shud be worried but i feel comfortable with it sumhow.soothes me.knowing that im facing reality rather than living in denial.always saying that things are fine when they really arnt.smiling even though life's little misery gnawing at my insides.surrounded by 'friends' but always feeling lonely.material things dunt please me anymore.not the dolls,not the cds,not the clothes.nuthin makes me happy these days............ Im not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But im having fun I think im dumb Or maybe just happy Think im just happy My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover nirvana-dumb 'i think i'm dumb,maybe just happy' (still craving the latter)



THE DONNAS No,get back in your cage.You're mine !!!! all mine!!!!! *lets out a Dr Evil laugh*



i like todays calvin.his futile attempt to understand the fairer sex. Calvin:Hello,county library?Yes, do you have any books on why girls are so weird? Calvin:That's what i said.or you might also try looking under 'obnoxious'. Calvin:Are you serious?!!you mean there's no research on this at all?? Calvin:I'll bet the library just doesn't want anybody to know. *laugh out loud* i still dont know why girls are so weird.maybe god just created them that way for us to appreciate them more.hmmm...ponder ponder.........



YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU why must it always be you.i wish i hav these program in my mind where i can delete ur very existence.the way u smell,the smile u wear upon ur face and that soft childlike laughter that u tease me with.ure doing it again u know.*sighs* u pull the string whenever u feel like it.just my luck im always at the end of the string.*pull release pull release* fun isnt it??? tuggin at ppl heartstrings.I wud have done the same but i doubt u'll feel anything.oh well,was it good for me as it was for u doll??? twas fun.shall we do it again???noon-ish perhaps??ok its a date.see u BITCH!!!!