Monday, October 20, 2003

damm its hot.i bet that if i were to lean against the wall,i would probably be stuck in an instant.rainy one day hot the next, sheesh, make up your mind willya.

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Friday, October 17, 2003

'.....a sci-fi effort about two extraterrestial spacedykes who kidnap nubile virgin schoolies from an American town; from schools, discos, outside shopping centres etc, and condition them into lesbianism through forcing them into repeated sex acts. The long-term plan of the crafty alien dykes is to make men superflous and Earth into a lesbian planet, ruled, of course, by them. A stud detective and his crew of sexual athletes have to save the young schoolies from carpet munching and bring them back over to the right side, through the power of their cocks. Eventually, after fucking the schoolies back into heterosexuality the ace detective faces his greatest challenge in a conflict with the superpowered cosmic lesbos. He has to bring them over to the other side. It turns out to be a happy ending for all. The dyke spacegirls find out they love cock, but the cop admits that lesbianism is a turn-on for men, provided the women are good-looking and they can watch. So they decide to join forces and exterminate all homosexual men." .....and they all live happily ever after.The End

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Wednesday, October 01, 2003

My top ten most depressing songs (and if u dunt like it i presume u are one of those happy-happy people and if are one of those happy-happy people congratulations u made it on my hell list) in no fucking order: (1)aqualung's strange and beautiful (2)placebo's my sweet prince (3)nick cave and kylie minogue's where the wild roses grow (4)muse's unintended (5)radiohead's creep (6)elliott smith's miss misery (7)blur's to the end (8)the cure's letter to elise (9)portishead's sour times (10)kermit's rainbow connection Thou shall not JUDGE

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