funny thing happened at werk today.....
.....got a call from my manager to assist her in sumthin.not really sure wat for but went down anyway.so to cut a long story short a guy was video recording a show from his seat and i was there as a bodyguard just in case he tried to run away or sumthin.he was sitting there with his videocam without even trying to be discreet or anything.he was plucked out from his seat and taken outside for interrogation.turns out that he was a tourist from china and claimed that he didnt know that recording the show was illegal.(dunt they hav copyright laws in china??) and there i was,the stick figure,with arms crossed (for the bouncer-look) trying to look as tough as possible.the guy wasnt that big but if he had tried sumthin stupid i doubt that the company is paying me enuff to doubleup as a bouncer.didnt need to anyway becos the guy looked scared shitless.his face was pale and he answered in a very soft tone.he muttered to me sumthin in thickly accented mandarin.just shrugged and said dunt know.kinda pitied him but thats wat u get wen u break the law in singapore mister.welcome to singapore!!! he was taken away by the men in blue after that.deported maybe.*shrugs* .....was at the foyer for abt an hour just people watching.(i swear i was werking boss) saw this boy (must be abt 16-17) walkin with his girl.nuthin unusual except that he was wearing a spiked armband which goes from his wrist to his elbow.wassup with that.who does he think he is,alex delarge? and his whole outfit doesnt fit him too.baggy tee and jeans.the hip hopper look.showed him to a colleague and had a good laugh over the stupid fuck.no wonder his girl was walking like abt two paces faster than him.i wudnt wanna be caught dead be seen with this asswipe either.saw anuther clown hip-hopper type with bling-blings big enuff to anchor a ship.them fucks sure taking this hippity-hoppity thing too far.and as for me,i'll just stand here and get my kicks from watching these numbnuts thank you.
bada boom boom boom.thank u,u hav been a lurvely audience